There was a time or two
When he had danced with me,
(Her skin was so soft)
He was gorgeous and young.
And I would melt in his arms,
We danced 5 hours or more
(But we would part at her door)
And we kissed with no tongue!
We'd made a promise to wait,
And it was gonna be great...

I don't know how or why I have been so blessed, but I now have the script to Bat Boy. Ah, so that's what happened!