Well *I* laughed...

Modern Humorist's Ultimate Harry Potter Guide

"Have you noticed that every time Osama makes a video he tries to widen his appeal by aligning Al Qaeda with a new conflict? First it was holy war against the Americans. Then it was Palestine. This week he's calling for Jihad in the disputed province of Kashmir. I hear tomorrow he's going to say that it's the sacred obligation of all Muslims to help Slytherin defeat Gryffindor in the big Quidditch match." (from "Bombing with Jai al-Leno")