{"id":850,"date":"2009-08-15T06:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=850"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:16:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:16:44","slug":"from-twitter-08-14-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2009\/08\/15\/from-twitter-08-14-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"From Twitter 08-14-2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div xmlns='http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml'><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3308291764\">10:29:23<\/a>: The latest response to my Craigslist roommate ad had 11 exclamation points, compared to 5 commas, 2 colons, and 1 period.  Oh.  My.  Gosh.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3308335269\">10:31:54<\/a>: Note how that tally included no apostrophes (there should have been seven), and she only capitalized &#8220;I&#8221; when it began a sentence.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3308378687\">10:34:28<\/a>: *beats internet with a copy of Strunk &amp; White until it is reduced to a greasy spot on the pavement*<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3308888809\">11:03:31<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SheckyX\">SheckyX<\/a> &#8220;The Queen\u2019s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?&#8221;  <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/337DOa\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/337DOa<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3311063560\">13:00:23<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AnnLarimer\">AnnLarimer<\/a> I would read that in a HEARTBEAT.  Maybe less.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3314817522\">16:20:52<\/a>: I smell pancakes.  I want to eat them.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3314964259\">16:28:50<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SheckyX\">SheckyX<\/a> Wow.  I always pronounced it ky-MARE-uh, the one permutation not on your list. :D<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3318410213\">19:52:25<\/a>: Asfjhdfs!!!!!!  Stayed a little late to finish work project, but forgot potential roomie at 8:15! Get me home NOW, cabbie!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3318903205\">20:21:44<\/a>: Got home at 8:12, despite atrocious traffic.  I am a ROCK STAR.  Now waiting for Potential Roomie to arrive.  *eyes clock*<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3318923117\">20:22:57<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/fredhicks\">fredhicks<\/a> YEE-HAW, congrats!  RT @ENnies: Best Writing &#8211; Silver: Don&#8217;t Lose Your Mind, Evil Hat Productions.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3318959809\">20:25:10<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Uilos\">Uilos<\/a> Yes.  Seeing the line for the Twilight panel at Comic Con.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319220806\">20:41:06<\/a>: 8:38 and nary a peep from the Potential Roommate.  You know, phones exist for a reason.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319585072\">21:03:15<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SheckyX\">SheckyX<\/a> Would that be what would happen if the Phantom of the Opera and Mark Vorkosigan had a lovechild? Because I think my soul just died.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319795732\">21:15:48<\/a>: 9:15 and still no sign.  I cleared off my map table for you, devil woman!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319848890\">21:19:09<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ShannonKButcher\">ShannonKButcher<\/a> *laughs*  Has Jim seen that site?  It sounds right up his alley.  &#8220;He&#8217;s a wizard P.I. with a looming death sentence &#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319855487\">21:19:32<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ShannonKButcher\">ShannonKButcher<\/a> &#8230; and overdue rent. She&#8217;s a twice-divorced cop and borderline midget.  They fight crime!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3319996287\">21:28:27<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Jess_Wade\">Jess_Wade<\/a> That sounds unsanitary.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3320525293\">22:00:56<\/a>: Yay, Psych time!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/priscellie\/statuses\/3321746778\">23:15:51<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AnneSowards\">AnneSowards<\/a> !!!! *jazzhands*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Tweets copied by <a href=\"http:\/\/twittinesis.com\/\">twittinesis.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10:29:23: The latest response to my Craigslist roommate ad had 11 exclamation points, compared to 5 commas, 2 colons, and 1 period. Oh. My. Gosh. 10:31:54: Note how that tally included no apostrophes (there should have been seven), and she only capitalized &#8220;I&#8221; when it began a sentence. 10:34:28: *beats internet with a copy of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2009\/08\/15\/from-twitter-08-14-2009\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;From Twitter 08-14-2009&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}