{"id":7342,"date":"2001-06-14T03:03:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-14T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=7342"},"modified":"2001-06-14T03:03:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-14T03:03:00","slug":"7342","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/06\/14\/7342\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How interesting. I&#8217;ve just been checking the search reports for WIAN, and three different people have searched for &#8220;Ellie&#8221;. They won&#8217;t find her there, I can tell you that! ::smiles as I hear the sound of Ellie Rosenthal kicking and screaming to get out of my closet::<\/p>\n<p>Cairnsy: a *figurative* closet?<\/p>\n<p>::scowls::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How interesting. I&#8217;ve just been checking the search reports for WIAN, and three different people have searched for &#8220;Ellie&#8221;. They won&#8217;t find her there, I can tell you that! ::smiles as I hear the sound of Ellie Rosenthal kicking and screaming to get out of my closet:: Cairnsy: a *figurative* closet? ::scowls::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}