{"id":7250,"date":"2001-07-04T05:14:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-04T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=7250"},"modified":"2001-07-04T05:14:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-04T05:14:00","slug":"7250","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/07\/04\/7250\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CHRISTINA! Christina is cool! Christina is cool because she was the first to comment on my froody new comment thingie. Yay! ::gives Christina an oversize sombrero, a virgin strawberry daquiri, and a big hug::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHRISTINA! Christina is cool! Christina is cool because she was the first to comment on my froody new comment thingie. Yay! ::gives Christina an oversize sombrero, a virgin strawberry daquiri, and a big hug::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}