{"id":7223,"date":"2001-07-08T00:42:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-08T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=7223"},"modified":"2001-07-08T00:42:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-08T00:42:00","slug":"7223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/07\/08\/7223\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Has anyone here heard of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobvila.com\/\">Bob Vila<\/a>? He&#8217;s that guy that does commercials for Craftsman tools (specifically Craftsman auto-lock). He&#8217;s also Tim&#8217;s rival on Home Improvement, if you ever watch that show. Talking with Tanja today, I realized that most people probably haven&#8217;t heard of him, which is annoying, because I had this great joke about Bob the Gender-Equality Veela being named Bob Veela. ::frowls:: Why doesn&#8217;t anyone ever get my jokes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has anyone here heard of Bob Vila? He&#8217;s that guy that does commercials for Craftsman tools (specifically Craftsman auto-lock). He&#8217;s also Tim&#8217;s rival on Home Improvement, if you ever watch that show. Talking with Tanja today, I realized that most people probably haven&#8217;t heard of him, which is annoying, because I had this great joke &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/07\/08\/7223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}