::chokes and dies:: It’s official. Hugh Grant is playing Gilderoy Lockhart in “Chamber of Secrets”. ::wrinkes nose:: Hugh Grant is nifty, but I just can’t imagine him playing our dear Gilderoy. ::sigh:: Why is it that whenever I try to type Hugh Grant’s name, I type Cary Grant instead? Bah.<\/p>\n
Anyway, it’s now revival time! I first published this May 25th, and I thought it was incredibly amusing. A poem to Gilderoy Lockhart, by yours truly. Composed for Tanja’s Guestbook.<\/p>\n
Gilderoy, oh Gilderoy.
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You’re the man that I’d employ.
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For the D.A.D.A. job.
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Much better than that Lupin slob!<\/p>\n
Gilderoy, dear Gilderoy
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You always were a brilliant boy
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You aced all quizzes and your tests,
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You outshine (by far) all the rest.<\/p>\n
‘Cause Gilderoy, yes, Gilderoy,
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You know that magic’s not a toy
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You fight the Dark Arts every day
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For hardly any wage or pay.<\/p>\n
And Gilderoy, dear Gilderoy,
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You’re not egotistical at all or coy
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You’re the pinnacle of modesty
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Now about your fifteenth biography…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
::chokes and dies:: It’s official. Hugh Grant is playing Gilderoy Lockhart in “Chamber of Secrets”. ::wrinkes nose:: Hugh Grant is nifty, but I just can’t imagine him playing our dear Gilderoy. ::sigh:: Why is it that whenever I try to type Hugh Grant’s name, I type Cary Grant instead? Bah. Anyway, it’s now revival time! … <\/p>\n