{"id":7097,"date":"2001-08-13T01:17:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-13T01:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=7097"},"modified":"2001-08-13T01:17:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-13T01:17:00","slug":"7097","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/08\/13\/7097\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Chelle sent this to me. I thought you&#8217;d appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>Homosexual Agenda Finally Exposed<\/p>\n<p>I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the &#8216;Homosexual Agenda,&#8217; but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.   It is:<\/p>\n<p>6:00 am  Gym<br \/>\n<br \/>8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)<br \/>\n<br \/>9:00 am  Hair appointment<br \/>\n<br \/>10:00 am  Shopping<br \/>\n<br \/>12:00 PM  Brunch<br \/>\n<br \/>2:00 PM<br \/>\n<br \/> 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,<br \/>\n<br \/> 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,<br \/>\n<br \/> 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,<br \/>\n<br \/> 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,<br \/>\n<br \/> 5) Establish planetary chain of &#8216;homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,<br \/>\n<br \/> 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and<br \/>\n<br \/> 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.<br \/>\n<br \/>2:30 PM   Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest<br \/>\n<br \/>4:00 PM  Cocktails<br \/>\n<br \/>6:00 PM  Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)<br \/>\n<br \/>8:00 PM  Theater<br \/>\n<br \/>11:00 PM  Bed (du jour)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Chelle sent this to me. I thought you&#8217;d appreciate it. Homosexual Agenda Finally Exposed I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the &#8216;Homosexual Agenda,&#8217; but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2001\/08\/13\/7097\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}