Christine was bugging us today about submitting to Vibrato. In addition to my groovy Digital Imaging stuff (I’ll try to post some later this week), I’ve decided to start writing some really bad poetry. Here’s my first masterpiece:<\/p>\n
There once lived a girl incognito.
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She existed on solely Dorito.
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Bad poetry she churned
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’till the day that she learned
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that “Vibrato” don’t rhyme with “mosquito”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
::sigh:: I love creating complete rubbish. I wonder if they’ll accept a poem I wrote last year entitled “Ode To My Bed”. I love that poem… I think I’ll write some bad haiku, too. Of course, no haiku will ever surpass the work of brilliance by Renata Sancken in our haiku party last year.<\/p>\n
I think that I could
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write some pointless haiku if
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I tried very hard<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No use trying to surpass that. I love that haiku…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Christine was bugging us today about submitting to Vibrato. In addition to my groovy Digital Imaging stuff (I’ll try to post some later this week), I’ve decided to start writing some really bad poetry. Here’s my first masterpiece: There once lived a girl incognito. She existed on solely Dorito. Bad poetry she churned ’till the … <\/p>\n
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