{"id":6299,"date":"2002-01-06T17:11:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-06T17:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=6299"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:30:57","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:30:57","slug":"6299","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2002\/01\/06\/6299\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had the most terrifying dream imaginable. I was in rehearsals for the next Jesuit production, and I saw that <a href=\"http:\/\/theninemuses.net\/art\/h2s\/berntaylor.jpg\">Bern<\/a> had cut his hair. Crew cut short, too. I&#8217;m surprised that I didn&#8217;t wake up screaming, drenched in a cold sweat. It&#8217;s that scary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had the most terrifying dream imaginable. I was in rehearsals for the next Jesuit production, and I saw that Bern had cut his hair. Crew cut short, too. I&#8217;m surprised that I didn&#8217;t wake up screaming, drenched in a cold sweat. It&#8217;s that scary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}