{"id":5627,"date":"2002-09-02T23:53:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-02T23:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=5627"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:26:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:26:42","slug":"5627","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2002\/09\/02\/5627\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looking through my blog archives, I came upon this quote. How I love my archives&#8230; If only they could help me write an english paper, as opposed to helping me procrastinate.<\/p>\n<p>Homer: Kids, kids. I&#8217;m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.<br \/>\n<br \/>Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?<br \/>\n<br \/>Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking through my blog archives, I came upon this quote. How I love my archives&#8230; If only they could help me write an english paper, as opposed to helping me procrastinate. Homer: Kids, kids. I&#8217;m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: Uh, he sold poison &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2002\/09\/02\/5627\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}