{"id":5249,"date":"2003-01-13T01:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-13T01:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=5249"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:24:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:24:31","slug":"5249","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/01\/13\/5249\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laugh at the wretchedness of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=priscellie&amp;itemid=28333\">Guards! Guards! Graphic Novel<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>(And keep it mind that these are mostly the <i>high<\/i> points. I&#8217;d scan the especially bad art, but your eyes would start bleeding.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laugh at the wretchedness of the Guards! Guards! Graphic Novel! (And keep it mind that these are mostly the high points. I&#8217;d scan the especially bad art, but your eyes would start bleeding.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}