{"id":5219,"date":"2003-01-20T06:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-20T06:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=5219"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:24:23","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:24:23","slug":"5219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/01\/20\/5219\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>His eyebrows! His eyebrows! Dear God, man, look at <a href=\"http:\/\/ia.imdb.com\/media\/imdb\/01\/I\/02\/36\/12m.jpg\">his eyebrows<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>(This announcement is brought to you by a heaping spoonful of some really sugary chocolate chip cookie dough &#8212; curse you, Marcelina)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His eyebrows! His eyebrows! Dear God, man, look at his eyebrows! (This announcement is brought to you by a heaping spoonful of some really sugary chocolate chip cookie dough &#8212; curse you, Marcelina)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}