{"id":5049,"date":"2003-03-28T00:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-28T00:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=5049"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:23:12","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:23:12","slug":"5049","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/03\/28\/5049\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table ALIGN=CENTER>\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;\"><b>Priscilla<\/b><br \/>is a<br \/><b>Tripe-Eating Magic Monkey<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with a Battle Rating of <b>4.8<\/b><\/p>\n<hr SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400>To see if your <b>Food-Eating Battle Monkey<\/b> can<br \/>defeat Priscilla, enter your name:<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Priscillais aTripe-Eating Magic Monkey &#8230;with a Battle Rating of 4.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Priscilla, enter your name:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}