Quotes of the Day:<\/p>\n
That must be the reason I avoid organized religion. They make you get up so early! –Me<\/p>\n
It’s one thing to walk in on someone naked or in the shower. It’s an entirely different thing to walk in on somebody singing<\/i>!<\/p>\n
Quotes of A Few Days Ago:<\/p>\n
It’s not fluid dynamics! It’s a pie! –T-Barr<\/p>\n
There aren’t all translations for everything. Like “onward ho” isn’t for encouraging prostitutes. –Matt<\/p>\n
Cheese is like duct tape for food. It solves everything. –Mack<\/p>\n
I just yawned and longed for Snapple. –Me<\/p>\n
Loh: Monopoles don’t exist<\/i>.
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Schlien: Every time you say that, a monopole somewhere dies<\/i>. (a few lines later) Now we have to clap our hands to bring the monopole back to life!<\/p>\n
Ashley: No day but tomorrow! There’s no time like the future!
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Me: Jonathan Larson would cry<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Quotes of the Day: That must be the reason I avoid organized religion. They make you get up so early! –Me It’s one thing to walk in on someone naked or in the shower. It’s an entirely different thing to walk in on somebody singing! Quotes of A Few Days Ago: It’s not fluid dynamics! … <\/p>\n