{"id":4924,"date":"2003-05-09T02:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=4924"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:22:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:22:25","slug":"4924","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/05\/09\/4924\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>::is oh-so-very-amused::<\/p>\n<p>Brenna has given me new confidence as I embark upon a new stage of my life in college. I now know that if I have difficulty paying off debts or finding work, I can always make it in the <a href=\"http:\/\/theninemuses.net\/junk\/cillanklecopy.jpg\">ankle pr0n<\/a> industry.<\/p>\n<p>She promises to explain all tomorrow. Watch her journal for the answers you seek.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Brenna explains <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/frombrenna\/134079.html\">ankle pr0n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>::is oh-so-very-amused:: Brenna has given me new confidence as I embark upon a new stage of my life in college. I now know that if I have difficulty paying off debts or finding work, I can always make it in the ankle pr0n industry. She promises to explain all tomorrow. Watch her journal for the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/05\/09\/4924\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}