{"id":4627,"date":"2003-08-18T01:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T01:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=4627"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:20:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:20:33","slug":"4627","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/08\/18\/4627\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hee! I love Tori. <\/p>\n<p><i>But, this musical brought me to an interesting conclusion. Jesus is the ultimate Mary Sue. I mean, think about it. He&#8217;s good looking&#8211;tall and fair in a society of the short and dark. He&#8217;s got a tragic past (the king tried to kill him when he was just a baby). He&#8217;s omnipotent. He&#8217;s loved by children. The facts all lay out just right. Jesus is a Mary Sue.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>*hugs* I shall miss all my ikkle ones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hee! I love Tori. But, this musical brought me to an interesting conclusion. Jesus is the ultimate Mary Sue. I mean, think about it. He&#8217;s good looking&#8211;tall and fair in a society of the short and dark. He&#8217;s got a tragic past (the king tried to kill him when he was just a baby). He&#8217;s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/08\/18\/4627\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}