{"id":4536,"date":"2003-09-13T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-13T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=4536"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:19:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:19:59","slug":"4536","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/09\/13\/4536\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*shakes head* Wow. Sometimes my ridiculousness amazes even myself. I decided not to subscribe to <i>1602<\/i> because of shipping costs and the annoyance of getting it a few days late. I neglected to factor in that getting it myself requires blocking out the 45 minutes necessary to make the trip to the nearest, most convenient comics store, $4 for public transportation (there and back), the necessity to know when the issue is coming out, and the risk of the store being sold out. I am T00b to the max.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*shakes head* Wow. Sometimes my ridiculousness amazes even myself. I decided not to subscribe to 1602 because of shipping costs and the annoyance of getting it a few days late. I neglected to factor in that getting it myself requires blocking out the 45 minutes necessary to make the trip to the nearest, most convenient &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/09\/13\/4536\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}