{"id":4160,"date":"2003-12-16T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-16T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=4160"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:17:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:17:58","slug":"4160","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/12\/16\/4160\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reinvestigating the scary Christian site now that I know it&#8217;s a joke. The best part of the entire website: <a href=\"http:\/\/objective.jesussave.us\/kidzart.html\">right here<\/a>. Click. Right now. Third from the top. Danny, age 10. Go.<\/p>\n<p>Though the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/objectivemin.2016596\">abstinence shorts<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/objectivemin.3749749\">&#8220;Will You Be My Husband?&#8221; thong<\/a> tie for 2nd. And if I drank coffee, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/objectivemin.2016558?zoom=yes#zoom\">this<\/a> would totally be my mug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reinvestigating the scary Christian site now that I know it&#8217;s a joke. The best part of the entire website: right here. Click. Right now. Third from the top. Danny, age 10. Go. Though the abstinence shorts and &#8220;Will You Be My Husband?&#8221; thong tie for 2nd. And if I drank coffee, this would totally be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2003\/12\/16\/4160\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}