{"id":3637,"date":"2004-05-20T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=3637"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:14:24","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:14:24","slug":"3637","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2004\/05\/20\/3637\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*laughs*<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/cleolinda\/99710.html\">Troy in 15 Minutes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ACHILLES: HECTORRRRRRRR!<br \/>\n<br \/>SMARTASS IN THE AUDIENCE: STELLAAAAAAA!<\/p>\n<p>Dude, that was ME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*laughs* From Troy in 15 Minutes ACHILLES: HECTORRRRRRRR! SMARTASS IN THE AUDIENCE: STELLAAAAAAA! Dude, that was ME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}