{"id":3596,"date":"2004-06-08T13:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T13:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=3596"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:14:06","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:14:06","slug":"3596","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2004\/06\/08\/3596\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom has developed a viscious mean streak. She has decided that I need to wake up at 7:45 every morning to go exercising with her, because that&#8217;s the time she says I&#8217;d wake up if I had a job or if I was going to summer school. So apparently now I&#8217;m not allowed to sleep in during the last free summer I&#8217;ll ever have (before retirement, at least), as I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be getting a job next summer. <\/p>\n<p>She rationalizes the ungodly hour by saying that it&#8217;s 9:00 Philadelphia time. Well when I&#8217;m in Philadelphia I&#8217;ll let her know. I wouldn&#8217;t really like to wake up at 9AM either. And guess what? It&#8217;s 4:45AM Alaska time! Does that have any bearing on my being awake while I&#8217;m in Dallas? No. If she wants me to be industrious, she should let me stay on my own natural sleep cycle. I tried to exercise at 8 in the morning yesterday, and I could barely even comprehend reality, my head was so fuzzy. I&#8217;ll operate heavy machinery when I&#8217;m good and coherent, thankyouverymuch.<\/p>\n<p>Have I done something to offend her or anger her? Is this some passive-agressive vengance for wronging her in some way? Grghlfsg, maybe I&#8217;ll feel better after a shower&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom has developed a viscious mean streak. She has decided that I need to wake up at 7:45 every morning to go exercising with her, because that&#8217;s the time she says I&#8217;d wake up if I had a job or if I was going to summer school. So apparently now I&#8217;m not allowed to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2004\/06\/08\/3596\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}