{"id":2980,"date":"2005-04-20T23:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2980"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:10:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:10:36","slug":"2980","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/04\/20\/2980\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent four hours today and untallied hours yesterday working on a series of really complicated methods for keeping Hattie&#8217;s dress from intersecting her belly, none of which worked.  And now I realize in a crystal-clear moment of divine clarity, that I am AN UTTER MORON.  We only see her legs for one brief shot, and for that I can easily use a different model.  Someone PLEASE thwap me upside the head with something heavy and blunt.  *deletes blend shape cheats, influence objects, and the painstakingly painted skin weights, and restructures the model so there&#8217;s nothing underneath her dress, and her legs start at the knees*<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Pizza Rustica, why don&#8217;t you deliver?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent four hours today and untallied hours yesterday working on a series of really complicated methods for keeping Hattie&#8217;s dress from intersecting her belly, none of which worked. And now I realize in a crystal-clear moment of divine clarity, that I am AN UTTER MORON. We only see her legs for one brief &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/04\/20\/2980\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}