{"id":2908,"date":"2005-05-10T04:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T04:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2908"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:10:11","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:10:11","slug":"2908","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/05\/10\/2908\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just crossed one movie off my Summer Guide: the original Willy Wonka, with Gene Wilder.  I can&#8217;t wait to see what Tim Burton and Johnny Depp do with it!  Gene Wilder already had that creepy edge, and I look forward to seeing Johnny Depp pulling out all the stops.  I imagine the <a href=\"http:\/\/boards.atlanticrecords.com\/artists\/stonetemplepilots\/ubb.x\/a\/tpc\/f\/726102383\/m\/833100638\/r\/890105838\">trained squirrels<\/a> alone will be worth the price of admission!  And it&#8217;ll be heartwarming to have another entire generation traumatized by Oompa Loompas. :D<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, so the line &#8220;Button, button&#8230; who&#8217;s got the button?&#8221; is from Roald Dahl?  Somehow, Spike <a href=\"http:\/\/www.restlessbtvs.com\/episodes\/season7\/3same\/\">quoting<\/a> &#8220;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory&#8221; is even better than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.restlessbtvs.com\/episodes\/season7\/20touched\/\">quoting<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.restlessbtvs.com\/episodes\/season7\/21end\/\">Monty<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/log\/2005\/01\/hee-did-i-notice-that-before-in.html\">Python<\/a>!  *surfs about*  Oh.  Nevermind, it came before Dahl.  Long before, in fact.  Rats.  Still, quite entertaining for those five precious, deluded minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Ashley &#8212; the doctor&#8217;s name is Arlet Dunsworth, and he came highly recommended.  I certainly have no complaints!  I&#8217;m feeling great.  His office is right above Sevy&#8217;s, at the periphery of Preston Center.  And if you have to get yours done this summer, act quickly.  His schedule tends to fill up far in advance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just crossed one movie off my Summer Guide: the original Willy Wonka, with Gene Wilder. I can&#8217;t wait to see what Tim Burton and Johnny Depp do with it! Gene Wilder already had that creepy edge, and I look forward to seeing Johnny Depp pulling out all the stops. I imagine the trained squirrels alone &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/05\/10\/2908\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}