{"id":2864,"date":"2005-05-19T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2864"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:09:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:09:59","slug":"2864","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/05\/19\/2864\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what bothers me?  Seeing a &#8220;SPOILER WARNING!&#8221; on someone&#8217;s episode review and not knowing if it&#8217;s spoilers for that night&#8217;s episode or spoilers for future episodes.  So to make things abundantly clear:<\/p>\n<p>SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT&#8217;S LOST, BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE A WUSS.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, first off, how did I magically intuit that Sawyer&#8217;s name was James?  I don&#8217;t read fanfic, so it&#8217;s not some fanon speculation deal&#8230; Trippy.  Maybe it&#8217;s a &#8220;steamrolled Harry Potter&#8221; thing.  <\/p>\n<p>Jack, silly boy, Rule 735,862 of Television states that you cannot make references to things that are referenced in Monty Python without suffering severe silliness casualties.  Suggesting that Sawyer was a lumberjack back on Earth-That-Was will automatically trigger the entire audience to imagine him in women&#8217;s clothing, hanging around in bars.  While we appreciate the shirtless Sawyer fanservice, I&#8217;m not sure if we&#8217;d feel the same about seeing him wearing high heels, suspenders, and a bra.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, was it just me, or was Daniel Dae Kim unusually attractive tonight?  That last series of close ups that switched between him and Sun?  GUH.  <\/p>\n<p>Did anyone recognize the Insensitive American &#8220;Memoirs of a Geisha&#8221; Woman?  She looked oddly familiar.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Locke was <i>so<\/i> checking Danielle out.<\/p>\n<p><b>Things that are awesome:<\/b>  Hurley, Jin\/Sun (EEEEE!!!), Artz&#8217;s &#8220;Herm-own-ninny&#8221; moment, Walt and Vincent *sob*, Charlie&#8217;s &#8220;message in a bottle&#8221; (And Charlie opening Hurley&#8217;s note just after he said not to read it?  SO CHARLIE.  *loves*)<\/p>\n<p><b>Things that are not cool:<\/b> Shannon, Shannon, and more Shannon.  I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;ve &#8220;changed&#8221; since then.  I still find you intolerable.<\/p>\n<p><b>Teaser:<\/b> Charlie!  Sayid!  Turnip Head!  Wah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what bothers me? Seeing a &#8220;SPOILER WARNING!&#8221; on someone&#8217;s episode review and not knowing if it&#8217;s spoilers for that night&#8217;s episode or spoilers for future episodes. So to make things abundantly clear: SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT&#8217;S LOST, BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE A WUSS. Okay, first off, how did I magically intuit that Sawyer&#8217;s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/05\/19\/2864\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}