{"id":2818,"date":"2005-06-05T18:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-05T18:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2818"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:09:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:09:46","slug":"2818","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/06\/05\/2818\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me:<\/b> *spends 10 minutes listening to automated &#8220;Press 1 for blah, press two for bleh&#8221; stuff*<br \/><b>Bored Theatre Customer Service Representative:<\/b>  This is AMC Theatres Valley View 16, how may I help you?<br \/><b>Me:<\/b> I was wondering if you had any details on the &#8220;Special Advance Preview&#8221; on June 23rd.<br \/><b>BTCSR, who has obviously heard this question a LOT in the past few days:<\/b>  We have no further information at this time.<br \/><b>Me:<\/b> Do you happen to know when tickets will go on sale?<br \/><b>BTCSR, in a voice that could freeze Beelzebub&#8217;s summer resort:<\/b> We have no further information at this time.<br \/><b>Me:<\/b> Okay, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Poor, poor customer service people.  And of course, you know I&#8217;m still going to call back this evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: *spends 10 minutes listening to automated &#8220;Press 1 for blah, press two for bleh&#8221; stuff*Bored Theatre Customer Service Representative: This is AMC Theatres Valley View 16, how may I help you?Me: I was wondering if you had any details on the &#8220;Special Advance Preview&#8221; on June 23rd.BTCSR, who has obviously heard this question a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/06\/05\/2818\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}