{"id":2744,"date":"2005-06-25T21:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T21:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2744"},"modified":"2015-01-18T00:09:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T00:09:14","slug":"2744","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2005\/06\/25\/2744\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dell, UPS, etc:<\/p>\n<p>SEND ME MY LAPTOP ALREADY.<\/p>\n<p>No love,<br \/>Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dell, UPS, etc: SEND ME MY LAPTOP ALREADY. No love,Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}