{"id":2173,"date":"2006-03-02T05:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2173"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:47:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:47:26","slug":"2173","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/03\/02\/2173\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comingsoon.net\/news\/movienews.php?id=13409\">News of the next Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright movie<\/a>!  The guys that brought us <i>Shaun of the Dead<\/i>?  Becky, I see your mad squeeage and raise you a &#8220;BWEE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <i>Lost<\/i>!  I have decided that Ethan is kind of like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0544611\/bio\">his cousin<\/a>, Tom Cruise.  He looks cute and friendly until you realize he is a ravening psycho.  And as for Sun&#8217;s whole pregnancy scare?  Nothing to worry about.  If the pace stays constant, she probably won&#8217;t go into labor until Season 5.  Dude, with no condoms or birth control on the island and a husband who looks as good shirtless as Jin does?  Wasn&#8217;t it kind of inevitable?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News of the next Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright movie! The guys that brought us Shaun of the Dead? Becky, I see your mad squeeage and raise you a &#8220;BWEE!&#8221; Anyway, Lost! I have decided that Ethan is kind of like his cousin, Tom Cruise. He looks cute and friendly until you realize he is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/03\/02\/2173\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}