{"id":2007,"date":"2006-05-17T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=2007"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:46:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:46:26","slug":"2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/05\/17\/2007\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060516\/ap_on_fe_st\/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey;_ylt=A86.I2FX2mlEHwUBxRXtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--\">Bears killed and ate a monkey<\/a> in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if this will be on the Colbert Report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. I wonder if this will be on the Colbert Report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}