{"id":1995,"date":"2006-05-22T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:46:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:46:25","slug":"1995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/05\/22\/1995\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Aleve,<\/p>\n<p>You are supposed to be a painkiller.  Kill my pain already!<\/p>\n<p>Stupid ovaries.<\/p>\n<p>No love,<br \/>Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Aleve, You are supposed to be a painkiller. Kill my pain already! Stupid ovaries. No love,Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}