{"id":1896,"date":"2006-09-03T03:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:45:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:45:49","slug":"1896","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/09\/03\/1896\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s revelation:  Fry and Laurie as Colon and Vimes.<\/p>\n<p>If I were Supreme Exhalted Ruler of the World, my first executive order would be to make that happen.  Only then would I move on to things like universal health care and the establishment of &#8220;Pie for Everyone Day.&#8221;  I would make an excellent Supreme Exhalted Ruler of the World.  Unless you didn&#8217;t like pie, in which case you would be downgraded from &#8220;Citizen&#8221; status to &#8220;Morlock.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s revelation: Fry and Laurie as Colon and Vimes. If I were Supreme Exhalted Ruler of the World, my first executive order would be to make that happen. Only then would I move on to things like universal health care and the establishment of &#8220;Pie for Everyone Day.&#8221; I would make an excellent Supreme Exhalted &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/09\/03\/1896\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}