{"id":1812,"date":"2006-11-05T05:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T05:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1812"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:37:02","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:37:02","slug":"1812","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2006\/11\/05\/1812\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear &#8220;Anonymous,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Spamming me with ten near-identical comments in the space of about 20 seconds is not going to entice me to visit your website.  Go away.<\/p>\n<p>Perplexedly,<br \/>Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear &#8220;Anonymous,&#8221; Spamming me with ten near-identical comments in the space of about 20 seconds is not going to entice me to visit your website. Go away. Perplexedly,Priscilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}