Happy Birthday to You,
You’re now twenty-two!
You’re happy and healthy
And attractive, woo-hoo!<\/p>\n
Now go eat some turkey\/tofurkey\/miscellaneous vegetables in absence of meat or meat substitute!<\/p>\n
Edit: Unless you’re not American. Then have a happy November 23rd!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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