{"id":1725,"date":"2007-01-18T17:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:35:30","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:35:30","slug":"1725","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2007\/01\/18\/1725\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it.  Why on earth would anyone be *awake* at four in the morning, much less doing things that will set off a smoke detector?  Why is it that I can&#8217;t remember a single time the fire alarm has gone off during the hours of 6AM and midnight?  It&#8217;s always when we&#8217;re sleeping!  Madness!<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Ko has discovered the genius of <i>Clone High<\/i>, and like all who witness its majesty, she&#8217;s in love.  We&#8217;ve been quoting it at each other all day.  When she was expressing her squee to Deep, Deep turned to me and asked, &#8220;So why do all these great shows you watch get canceled after one season?&#8221;  Oh, Deepshikha, if only I knew!  *adds <i>Invader Zim<\/i> to Netflix queue*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it. Why on earth would anyone be *awake* at four in the morning, much less doing things that will set off a smoke detector? Why is it that I can&#8217;t remember a single time the fire alarm has gone off during the hours of 6AM and midnight? It&#8217;s always when we&#8217;re sleeping! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2007\/01\/18\/1725\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}