{"id":1648,"date":"2007-05-01T15:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1648"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:33:28","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:33:28","slug":"1648","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2007\/05\/01\/1648\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow.  I don&#8217;t think I should be allowed to cook when my brain is this slagged out on computer science.  I just put the pan on the burner without putting any water in it or turning it on, and then I was surprised when I didn&#8217;t hear it boiling a few minutes later.  <\/p>\n<p>I turn my Ray Caster in tomorrow.  Let&#8217;s hope I haven&#8217;t accidentally killed myself in a ridiculously slapstick fashion by then. XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I don&#8217;t think I should be allowed to cook when my brain is this slagged out on computer science. I just put the pan on the burner without putting any water in it or turning it on, and then I was surprised when I didn&#8217;t hear it boiling a few minutes later. I turn &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2007\/05\/01\/1648\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-science-makes-zombies-of-us-all"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}