{"id":1515,"date":"2008-01-05T15:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T15:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:32:15","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:32:15","slug":"1515","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2008\/01\/05\/1515\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just made the BEST EGGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.<\/p>\n<p>And then I ATE THEM.<\/p>\n<p>(They were delicious.)<\/p>\n<p>And yesterday, I got a brick-sized box of personal business cards!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to like you, 2008.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just made the BEST EGGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. And then I ATE THEM. (They were delicious.) And yesterday, I got a brick-sized box of personal business cards! I&#8217;m going to like you, 2008.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[145],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}