{"id":1445,"date":"2008-03-17T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:31:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T22:31:42","slug":"1445","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2008\/03\/17\/1445\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tFxk7glmMbo\">Gay people = toe cancer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also, gays are worse than terrorists and all of Islam is a threat to America and the Ancient Greek civilization only lasted a few decades.  I know you were taught in schools that it lasted centuries, but that&#8217;s because our children are being <i>indoctrinated<\/i>, not educated.<\/p>\n<p>Just so we&#8217;re clear on that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in! Gay people = toe cancer. Also, gays are worse than terrorists and all of Islam is a threat to America and the Ancient Greek civilization only lasted a few decades. I know you were taught in schools that it lasted centuries, but that&#8217;s because our children are being indoctrinated, not educated. Just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/2008\/03\/17\/1445\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theninemuses.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}