Watch Out For Snakes!

My Mom always told me, "Honey, never kick a Swede in the groin unless you're wearing steel-toed boots." Or maybe I made that up just now. Hard to say.

--Ann

Tanja: I hate killing bugs. I always have to catch them and throw them out o the window. Then again, I even do it when it's -20 C outside...
Jume: Lol, I didn't see the minus sign in front of the 20, and I thought, "What's wrong with about 55 or so degrees outside?" Then I saw it and everything became clear suddenly. Heh!
Tanja: you Americans and your Farenheit...
Ann: You'll get our Farenheit when you pry it from our cold, dead fingers, you pinko Commie!
Tanja: I don't want your Farenheit, you slimy American Uncles Sams!
Rachemiester: I'm American, and I say we switch to metric. (It's sooo much simpiler, it's all base ten.) Who's with me? ::silence::
Ann ::glares at Rach:: You...Canada...NOW!

Glasses make you strong, they are like bullet-proof wests for your eyes!

--Tanja

I haven't read any fanfics for ages! MyPercy! I must srop having a life, it makes me depressed.

--Tanja

As for Percy acting as Percy, I'm going to be keeping a very close on Oliver and Percy during the film, I'm sure there will be some slashy moments there somewhere ....

Percy: Can you pass the salt, Oliver?
Oliver: Sure. *passes salt*
*squeals* I TOLD you they were madly in love with each other! *dashes off to write about the hidden meanings behind the scene*
--Cairnsy

Holy Percy and the fifteen cornish pixies on Lockhart's hairnet! That is absolutely gorgeous!

--Tanja

You know, that thing about having a social life is overestimated. The most interesting people are those who do not have one.

--Tanja

I just think that if you spend to much time talking to others you don't have time to listen to yourself...

--Tanja

Tanja: eyes are good.
Me: Tanja is right. I don't think I'd want to date someone with no eyes.
Tanja: But that's because you are pretty. Many people would prefer to date somebody with no eyes.
Star: I don't want to contemplate what "dating eyeless good-looking people" will turn into.
Bethany: It would be freaky to date somebody with no eyes...of course, then when you're paying for something you can tell them that what they're paying is a one when it's really a ten or something...hehehe...but I mean, really, what sort of complements can you give? "Your eyes are like two...um...big empty eye socket things!"

NekomiBlade: It's about a group of renegade amatuer filmmakers who kidnap a movie star and force her to be in their movie/comit acts of terrorism against the mainstream movie industry. I wouldn't reccomend it to anyone who gets offended by cursing, sex, violence, or homosexuality.
Tanja: I love sex, cursing, violence and homosexuality!

--Regarding "Cecil B. Demented"

People will always need someone/something to hate. Better Harry Potter than me.

--Tanja

As for Hentai, well it’s...um...well I realize that someone out there can come up with a better answer but here’s mine. It’s like sort of like anime porn, and it sometimes has tentacles in it.

--Kelly Gorman (chase87)

There was this one kid in my 8th grade french class that used to call people "Tete Du Merde" I don't think its an actual french insult though. Translated the words mean "Head of $h!t" yes, but I think if you called a french person that, they'd look at you oddly and think "Who is this foreigner butchering my language?" Of course I may be wrong, and they could flog you with a croissant... People are odd like that sometimes.

--Charibdis

Oh!!! I feel so...so...no, wait, that's just leftover phlegm...

--Ann

The test was a piece of cake. It was easier than writing italics in HTML, it was easier than chewing vanilla milkshake! That means I messed it up =)

--Tanja

But there are scads of other translations available, some much more geared to English as currently spoken ("Don't steal. Don't commit murder.") or to a particular vernacular ("'That's cool,' said Jesus.").

--Ann

New Year's Eve...went out in the afternoon and bought slippers, socks, and Cardcaptors trading cards. Granddogs from next door came over. Painted. Watched X-Files. Painted more. Let granddogs out at midnight, to sound of leftover July fireworks. Was disappointed at complete absence of towering black monolith and/or neolithic ape creatures throwing bones in backyard. Maybe they were out front...

--Ann

Gay guys are the most wonderful thing in the world if you don't fall in love with them ^^ If you do... just come to me and I'll make you some hot chocolate ^^ (that, of course, only goes for girls. If you as a guy fall in love with another guy who is gay I can only congratulate you)

--Tanja

I too liked "Wild Wild West." Cowboys and Kevin Kline, and a big freakin' mechanical spider - what else does a movie really need? (Well, a competent scriped would've been nice, but what the heck.)

--Ann

I loathe you with the loathesome loathing of a thousand loathesome loathing things.

--Ann Larrimer

Nono! Don't be askeered, l'il Chaos! They don't really do anything apart from...just go about their business, whatever that is. They're just...unnerving, is all. Just try to avoid brutally murdering anybody so their spirit won't come after you seeking hideous and painful vengeance. You'll be fine.

--Ann Larimer

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