Hockaday: It has class. ::pause:: Woah! I just made a pun!
--Me
Now I lay me down to rest, and hope I pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take.
--Mike
A typical class in high school: show up, get rid of your homework, get new homework, leave.
--Coolsig
Look, you think yer so smart but we will give you homework so you won't be tempted to be smart anymore.
--Katie's impression of teachers
Don't let school interfere with your education.
--G.B. Shaw
It was basically trying to stop students from taking 5 AP courses, which is close to suicidal.
--Mr. Long
Aimee: Two huge tests, three quizzes, a written report...
Kristen: And a partridge in a pear tree.
--Health Class
I have 8th Grade-itis.
--Julia
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
--John Ciardi
Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.
--Professor Brian Quinn
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
--Oscar Wilde