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Well, what the hell?? They should have a disclaimer at the beginning of Moulin Rouge, telling everyone that Ewan is already married. Blargh.

--MK Llama

Drifting through eternity will ruin your whole day.

--Mission to Mars

Darth Sidious: Queen Amidala is young ane naive.
Liz: No she's not!
Cherise: She has her own action figure!

--Episode One

Did you ever think it would end like this?
The horse is a surprise.

--The Road to El Dorado

Peace! Hokum! Want some Nitrus Oxide?

--The dentist from Little Shop of Horrors

No wonder she's so unhealthy! It's enough to make you sick!

--Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors

So what if I'm a little on the anemic side...

--Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors

Does THIS look inanimate to you, punk?

--Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors

Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call.

--The Matrix

I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.

--Anna, the 6th sense

Cole: We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.
Malcolm: You saw that on TV, Cole?
Cole: Everyone got upset. They had a meeting. Mom started crying. I don't draw like that any more.
Malcolm: How do you draw now?
Cole: Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows.

--The 6th Sense

I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

--Cypher, The Matrix

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.

--The Matrix

We're going just two weeks after we get married. I figure Everest will be a cheap place to honeymoon.

--A guy in the Everest OMNI thing

The sherpas say that if you fall in that crevice, you will fall all the way to America.

--The guy in the Everest OMNI thing

Mulan: They're disgusting!
Mushu: No, they're men.

--Mulan

My little baby off to destroy people...

--Mushu

I knew you could do it. You da man! Sort of...

--Mushu

You risked your life to save the people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At lest you had good intentions.

--Mushu

Did you see those Huns? They popped right out of the snow! Like daisies!

--Mushu

Mulan: You trust Ping. Why is Mulan any different?
Me: Trust no one, Mr. Shang.

--Mulan

Mulan: Any questions?
Some guy: Does this dress make me look fat?

--Mulan

My little baby's all grown up and…saving China.

--Mushu

You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.

--The emperor

Woah! Sign me up for the next war!

--Grandmother

Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandmother: Would you like to stay forever?

--Mulan

That chinese guy was pretty hot if I do say so myself.

--Julia

I'd be attracted to Dimitri if I were Anastasia. I'd be like "Hot cartoon character!"

--Jenny

I’m the president! I’m incapable of making important decisions.

--Pres. Scroob, Spaceballs

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

--Dark Helmet, Spaceballs.

Malcom: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God...
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man...Women inherit the earth.

--Jurrassic Park

MCrosky: MAYDAY? What the hell does that mean? Johnny: Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, and serve hot hor'doevres...

--Airplane!

Tower Guy: Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire.
MCrosky: Johnny, what can you make outta this?
Johnny: This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl...

--Airplane!

Reporter: Who's flying the plane?
MCrosky: One of the passengers. But, he's an experienced Air Force pilot who flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm...Here, take over.
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.

--Airplane!

This house is clean!

--Midget lady from Poltergeist (a really funny movie! It's not supposed to be funny, but it is! Kinda like The Shining)

Seymour: I don't know what else I can do for you, Twoey. Are you a sickly little plant? Or are you just plain stubborn? What is it you want? What is it you need?

--Little Shop of Horrors.

Audrey: I'm coming with you!
Seymour: No...It's me against the vegetable.

--Little Shop of Horrors (go see the musical version! It's hilarious!)

Audrey: You know where I met him? The gutter.
Seymour: The gutter?

--right before breaking out into song in Little Shop of Horrors.

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