Health Class

Me: You forgot to bring your Dawson's Creek tape?
Margaret: Yeah.
Me: YE-HAW! There is a god!

--Health class

Me: smoking is disgusting. it's like licking tar off the road.
Kal: You don't like licking tar off the road?

--on smoking in Health

She's not making fun of your learning differences. She's just making fun of you.

--Me

She relates her bunions to second period!

--Julia, talking about Mrs. O’Reilly

Hello, Kalmia!
Don't be scared of me-ah.
My sister ate a sopapilla.
At the council of Nicea.

--Me, on a rhyming kick.

Susannah: My parents say that I can never go to Italy because the men always pinch the girls' butts.
Julia: Yeah, that's why my parents are so afraid that I have a thing for Roberto Begnini.

--Typical ramblings in my Health class.

Darn, look at all these hot 8th grade girls. I want a piece of that.

--My health teacher imitating guys

Becky: Julia, are you capable of sitting still?
Julia: Of course! ::sits completely still::
Me: Is it live, or is it Memorex?

--in Health Class

Then I'll just come stalk you and see how you like it!

--Susannah

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