Me: You forgot to bring your Dawson's Creek tape?
Margaret: Yeah.
Me: YE-HAW! There is a god!
--Health class
Me: smoking is disgusting. it's like licking tar off the road.
Kal: You don't like licking tar off the road?
--on smoking in Health
She's not making fun of your learning differences. She's just making fun of you.
--Me
She relates her bunions to second period!
--Julia, talking about Mrs. O’Reilly
Hello, Kalmia!
Don't be scared of me-ah.
My sister ate a sopapilla.
At the council of Nicea.
--Me, on a rhyming kick.
Susannah: My parents say that I can never go to Italy because the men always pinch the girls' butts.
Julia: Yeah, that's why my parents are so afraid that I have a thing for Roberto Begnini.
--Typical ramblings in my Health class.
Darn, look at all these hot 8th grade girls. I want a piece of that.
--My health teacher imitating guys
Becky: Julia, are you capable of sitting still?
Julia: Of course! ::sits completely still::
Me: Is it live, or is it Memorex?
--in Health Class
Then I'll just come stalk you and see how you like it!
--Susannah