I don't need it, but it's here and I can affort it. I'll take two of those!
--Mme. Hanlon, "coup de tete"
Me: This is sick. The girl is hitting on her uncle.
Mme: She's not hitting on her uncle. Her uncle's dead. She's hitting on the picture of her uncle.
--An ordinary conversation in French.
Christine: I have touched a plane that was in Top Gun! This hand touched it! Tom Cruise BREATHED on it, y’all.
Jenny: He BREATHED on it and you touched it?? Wow. Awesome!
--French
It’s like being overtaken by some religions experience. Someday, you will understand when to use passé composé.
--My French Teacher
Kal: Why are you meditating?
Me: Because the track people are praying for rain.
Kal: NO! NO RAIN!!
Jayna: Hey! It's raining! (We all look outside) Nevermind. Thatls just the leaf blower.
Kira: Don't scare me like that.
--Typical French conversation
I don't want to stalk them. I just want to follow them around.
--Kal
Just because I was attacking my test doesn't make me bizarre...
--Me.
We have hit rock bottom. We're discussing French laundromats.
--Me
Mme. Alexandre: Leve-toi maintenant! Wake up NOW!
Me: Cerulean blue...
--Me and my French teacher.
Je doit me raser les dents.
--Christine in a French skit. She was supposed to sing "Je doit me brosser les dents (I brush my teeth)", but instead accidently sang "I shave my teeth."
Jayna! You must follow the arrows!
--Anita, doing a French activity.
Mme. Alexandre: Qu'est-ce que tu fait ce weekend? (What did you do on the weekend?)
Me: Je regarde les X-Files. (I watch The X-Files)
Mme. Alexandre: Surprise, surprise.