Happy Birthday, Brenna!
I've since learned that one should never go with her first idea for a card, especially when it's as worrying as this one, but I like the drawing and the CG (yay for legs!), so it all balances out. Someone needs to jab me sharply with a stick before I do further damage. References to Bat Boy: The Musical (for the uninitiated, a line in a song urges 'Hold your Bat Boy') and Vimes' classic line in Feet of Clay, 'You think they'll have puppies?' Moral of the story: Discworld crossovers are a Bad Thing. I have a drawing in my sketchbook that fuses with RENT, and it's just frightening. Don't let this happen to you.
Carrot and Angua belong to Terry Pratchett, Bat Boy belongs to Weekly World News, and Bat Boy: The Musical belongs to Keythe Farley, Brian Flemming, and Laurence O'Keefe.